Hvordan er Maine?

Vel, komiker Jeff Foxworthy har svaret. Jeg er veldig enig – det er akkurat sånn Maine er:

“Forget Rednecks …….” If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance And they don’t work there, you live in New England . If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You live in New England . If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with Someone who dialed a wrong number, You live in New England . If ‘Vacation……’ means going anywhere south of New York City For the weekend, you live in New England . If you measure distance in hours, You live in New England . If you know several people who have hit a deer more Than once, you live in New England . If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the Same day and back again, you live in New England . If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a Raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England . If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, you live in New England . If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how To use them, you live in New England . If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a Snowsuit, you live in New England . If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you’re going 80 and Everybody is passing you, you live in New England . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes Are filled with snow,you live in New England . If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still Winter and road construction, you live in New England . If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You live in New England . If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you live in New England . If there’s a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England . If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England . If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them To all your New England friends & others, you live or Have lived in New England.

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